Brave American Hero leaks Patriot Act information

January 24, 2014 by  

BRAZIL – Brave American Hero Patriot William K. Wolfrum – best known for making fart jokes and laziness – shocked the world today by leaking information about the Patriot Act.

“Yeah, I think it’s correct to say I’m a Brave American Hero Patriot,” said Wolfrum.

The information leaked is the largest amount of Patriot Act information given to the public yet. Documents leaked include information on the the FISA Court as well as several unconstitutional aspects of the Patriot Act.

Wolfrum admitted that his work on the issue was now done.

“I did my part,” said Wolfrum, 16. “I’m not a hero, but I understand if you think I am.

Wolfrum added that he hoped American journalists would finally take notice of the Patriot Act.

“After 13 years of the Patriot Act, though, I’m just trying to get a conversation started,” said Wolfrum. “Yeah, I know. It’s heroic.”

–WKW

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One Response to “Brave American Hero leaks Patriot Act information”

  1. la bibliotequetress on February 1st, 2014 10:37 am

    You are so brave. Now Obama and the NSA will now hunt you down and kill you, or at least force you to live in a FEMA death camp in a death camper or a death doublewide. Thank you for your heroic sacrifice to draw our attention to this Big Brother behavior that no one has ever, in the history of media, never ever ever written about before. Or if they wrote about it they published it in “newspapers” which who reads?

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