William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Just a Kiss
October 28, 2010
It’s just a Kiss.
News/Politics
Indonesia: The death toll rises.
No Kissing: Facebook shuts down group planning a Same-Sex Kiss Flashmob in front of Pope.
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Kissin’ Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
October 25, 2010
Make Monday Manic.
News/Politics
A Time of Cholera: Haiti fighting to slow spread of disease with more than 200 dead thus far.
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: This is War
October 22, 2010
Guess which side is winning this particular war?
Wolfrum’s Word
You aren’t supposed to talk about this, but the U.S. is seriously mired in Class Warfare, and has been for a long, long time. And the upper class is just plain kicking the crap out of the lower classes. Perhaps it’s time to stop ignoring the raging war around us.
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Keep Your Hands to Yourselves
October 21, 2010
No touching!!!
News/Politics
Boy Scouts: Firing of Gay troop leader continues a fine history of discrimination
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning – Our Apologies
October 20, 2010
Sorry about that.
News/Politics
Apologize!: Wife of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas gives Anita Hill a call, asks for an apology. As a matter of fact, yes, Ginny Thomas is Tea Party leader.
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Just a Hairy Guy
October 19, 2010
Love your hair.
Wolfrum’s Word
I’m starting to get a minor bald spot on the top of my head. This doesn’t really upset me, but I just thought you should know.
News/Politics
Shots Fired: Seems someone was shooting at the Pentagon.
France on Strike: Luckily, since Unions were abolished here (or so it seems) the U.S. never has these types of labor issues.
Typhoon Megi: 10 dead, and thousands flee typhoon in Philippines.
No Myth: President Barack Obama to go on Mythbusters. No word on whether they will examine the myth of trickle-down economics.
Money Talks: Can Meg Whitman buy California’s governorship?
Blogs
Cop Block: Police heroically shut down homeless shelter’s bake sale
What Do I Know: Joe Miller thinks becoming a communist dictatorship will cut down on illegal immigration.
Brad Blog: Republicans screaming about ACORN & voter fraud.
I09: Ok, we haven’t nuked ourselves yet, but we’ve come close.
Finally
Get your hairyback.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Hide Your Face
October 18, 2010
These guys are truly All About Beards.
News/Politics
We Got Spirit!: Obama to bring 2008 flavor to 2010 campaign? He better hurry.
Chandra Levy: Finally, a trial.
Afghanistan: Death.
Miller Time: The next Senator from Alaska is quite the dick.
Bin Hiding: We found Osama bin Laden! Or not. Whatever.
In Your Facebook: You can use Facebook and have no privacy, or not use it and have more privacy. Your call.
Sports/Entertainment
Divorce: Laura Dern and Ben Harper are getting divorced. And no, I didn’t know they were married, either.
NFL: Ben Roethlisberger does his time for rape and leads Steelers to win. Cowboys lose, Colts win, all scores here.
WKW Wayback Machine
Facebook accidentally sends all your information to Al Qaeda. “Oops,” says CEO. Read More …
Blogs
LisB: Sharron’s latest Angle.
Crooks & Liars: Why should we care what Meghan McCain thinks.
Life in Spenard: Racist? Who, us?
ThePunkGuy: Happy Birthday.
Arthur Silber: This Will End, One Way or Another
It’s Monday
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Let’s Get Small
October 15, 2010
If you’re going to be small, be the smallest.
News/Politics
Afghanistan: More death to come.
Obama on MTV: Top-level negotiations fail to stop Lady Gaga menace.
DADT: Pentagon is ready to move forward, maybe we can get Obama to come along.
Quote of the day
“I get the crappiest advertising offers. If it’s porn, poker or pills to help you enjoy poker porn, they want to sell it at my site.” — Me.
Blogs
Slate: Could someone please keep track of the sex lives of porn stars?
News One: Bill O’Reilly sends Whoopi Goldberg & Joy Behar walking.
Pop Eater: Christina Aguilera is getting divorced. No worries, she’s still beautiful. No matter what they say.
Booman Tribune: They hate us.
Firedoglake: A lawsuit against the Affordable Health Care Act takes a step forward in Florida.
This Weekend
Go chase the ball …
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Stick Yoga Up Your Jnana
October 8, 2010
Sure, Star Wars Yoga sounds fun, but it’s a one-way ticket to Hell.
News/Politics
Yoga Kills: A Southern Baptist pastor makes it clear – stretching and breathing calmly will not be tolerated in God’s kingdom.
Hungary: The toxic sludge is slowing, but the damage isn’t.
Afghanistan: Death.
Mid-Terms: It’s all about jobs.
N.Korea: Kim Jong Un to keep N.Koreans under his boot now. It’s a family thing.
Not Stimulating: Hey, the rich are getting richer, thus the economy is fine and more stimulus would be silly. Just build some more prisons, is all.
Dobbsian Hypocrisy: Lou Dobbs rails against undocumented workers and those that employee them. Also, Lou Dobbs employed undocumented workers. That’s how these things work.
Job Hunting
Hunter S. Thompson: When he wanted a job, he just asked. In his own way.
Blogs
The Frisky: Femin-Its — When a regular memo is part of the patriarchy.
Truth Wins Out: More Republican Sexual shenanigans.
Matt Osbourne: The Politics of Rationalization.
Wattree: The Pledge of Allegiance: A wish list at best.
Juan Cole: Sen. Carl Levin says the U.S. is paying insurgents to attack the U.S. Also: War didn’t seem to feed hungry Iraqis or Afghans.
Farting In Your General Direction
Thank goodness the boys at Monty Python never cared much for censors.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: My Pelosi Face
October 7, 2010
Lady Gaga is more powerful than Nancy Pelosi, says Forbes.
News/Politics
BP Oil Disaster: Business-hating President Barack Obama really went out of his way to shield British Petroleum.
Forbes: Oprah Winfrey, Lady Gaga, Beyonce Knowles and Ellen DeGeneres are all more powerful than Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Way to follow up on the Dinesh D’Souza cover story, guys.
Afghanistan: Death.
Sports/Entertainment
Big Roy: Roy Halladay throws only the second post-season no-hitter in Major League Baseball history as the Phillies beat the Reds and start the playoffs in style.
Randy Moss: About to hook up with Brett Favre.
Kim Kardashian: If you’re in New York and feel like hooking up with a Kardashian for whatever reason, here’s your chance.
Blogs
Hey Guys: Life’s no drag for James Franco.
Best of Both Worlds: Hey, Liverpool fans.
Bob Cesca: Sharron Angle is not a good person.
Sadly, No!: Ross Can See The Future From His Front Porch
The Hunting of the Snark: Why do journalists lie?
Remember
The Founding Fathers wanted your house to burn down if you couldn’t pay your bills. They were visionaries.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Flip the bird
October 6, 2010
Flipping the Bird: Maurizio Cattelan let’s the Milan Stock Market know how we feel.
News/Politics
Taliban: Blowing stuff up.
Sludge: Would people in Hungary notice if their country was slathered in toxic goo? Answer: Yes!
Boing Boing: Glenn Beck steals from Alex Jones and defends him some slavery.
Of Course They Do: The U.S. government wants to read your e-mail.
Visit Antarctica: Via Google, of course.
Mainstreaming Hate: Geert Wilders takes his anti-Muslim crusade to the U.S.
Fox and Friends: Seriously, they’ll believe anything.
Justin Bieber
Arrested: It all makes sense now.
Blogs
Greg Pollowitz: The Biodegradable SunChips Bag Is No More
Crooks & Liars: Sarah Palin vs. Joe Miller: Let the stupidity commence.
AmericaBlog: Just who is Pete Rouse?
Jesus’ General: Bozo and the Battle for Purity.
Random Thought
I’ll give Christine O’Donnell this: She kicked off the long-awaited debate on masturbation. Next up: Sneezing: Satan comes in that way.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Starring Sarah Beiber
October 5, 2010
Love his music? Love her politics? Then Sarah Bieber may be just for you.
News/Politics
Rogue French: A rogue trader – called in some circles a thief – pays the price with a whopping three years in jail for stealing billions and nearly killing the French economy.
Times Square Bombed: Faisal Shahzad to learn the price he will pay today in court. Regardless, it’s Obama’s fault.
Here comes the Sun: Carter tried them, Reagan yanked them out. Now it’s Obama’s turn to try and light up the White House with solar panels.
Israel-Palestine: Peace currently burning to the ground.
Invented Quote
“Hey Baby, I’m Thomas Paine. Yeah, I know, hot, right?” — Thomas Paine.
Blogs
Pop Watch: John Cusack hurts Fox News’ feelings.
Crooks & Liars: Jim DeMint is stuck in the 60s. The 1760s.
Malia Litman: Sarah Palin not meeting her childrens’ needs.
Linday Beyerstein: Pioneer of IVF Wins Nobel Prize; Anti-Choice Tantrums Ahead
Let’s Be Friends
If a Labrador and a dolphin can be pals, so can we …
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Toke of the Town
October 1, 2010
God. Just chill.
News/Politics
Marijuana in Calif.: Arnold Schwarzeneggger decriminalizes an ounce or less.
Bin Laden Speaks:
Al Qaeda leader may be desperate as he makes latest video wearing a meat suit.
Afghanistan: Death.
Pakistan: Violence.
Iraq: Setting a new standard for not having a government.
Ecuador: Coups are hard.
Rahm Gone: Taking Chicago-style politics back to Chicago, he is.
Movie Not to See
Movie to See
Blogs
LisB: Your drama hurts my dharma.
Ezra Klein: Breaks it all down.
Toke of the Town: Florida Man Says Cocaine In His Butt Isn’t His.
Finally
Australians: They’re idiots. Bomb them.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Secret Lives
September 30, 2010
Funny Guy.
News/Politics
We Have Always Been at War with Pakistan: One day, you’ll wake up and the term “War on Pakistan” will just appear in the vernacular.
Death in Iraq:A U.S. Soldier kills U.S. soldiers.
It’s the Economy. Stupid.: Like your economy is any better.
Obama backs Stewart Rally: The President gives Jon Stewart a pat on the head.
Killing Afghans for Fun: Well, it’s not like the roaming squads of random death killed Tony Curtis or anything.
Entertainment
Tony Curtis: Legendary movie star dies at age 85.
Greg Giraldo: The comedian dies at age 44.
Random Thought
I’m already quite sick of Russell Brand.
Blogs
Womanist Musings: Blackface is fashionable again.
Black Magpie Theory: Do as we say but not as we do.
Crooks & Liars: Carl Paladino is living in a violent alternate reality.
Why is Daddy Crying?: I Was Caught Flogging the Dolphin.
Tmccarthy0: The day David Ehrenstein threatened to kick my ass at Salon.com.
Finally Revealed!
The Secret Life of Harvest Mice.
–WKW
William K. Wolfrum’s Morning: Treaty of Versailles FTW!
September 29, 2010
It’s Wolfrum Wednesday. What should I wear?
News/Politics
Germany Pays Up: Germany has finished paying World War I reparations. The Treaty of Versailles is finally out of our lives.
North Korea Election: Kim Jong-il hands the future keys of North Korea to his son, who we will just call Kim Jong-il II.
Workers Unite: Workers in Europe protest. Hint: It wasn’t to protest that rich people need to get richer.
Rich People Unite: Bill Gates and Warren Buffett dine with China’s super-rich. On the table: Some type of duck and complete world domination.
Sports/Entertainment
Red Socked: I remember when you had to feel sorry when the Red Sox lost. It’s nice that we can all share in the Yankees’ schadenfreude these days.
This play …
… not brought to you by the running back (24).
Glee! and Britney Spears!: There, I said it.
Dancing with Stupid: Dancing with the Stars plus Sarah Palin equals controversy? The hell you say.
Blogs
Democratic Underground: Tucker Carlson should know better than to mess with a friend of Jon Stewart.
Good As You: Those kids at NOM only want what’s best for America. So tell the Gays to stop being Hitlers.
Corrente: Joe Biden makes the case for voting Republican.
Alicublog: Obama loves Gangsta rap, as reported ever-so-briefly by Fox Nation.
Coming Soon
Alfredo, star of the upcoming Blog post “O.M.G.! Pug Puppy!!”
–WKW
