The infamous Sam Antar joins Occupy Wall Street

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On his way to visit his son who works nearby, former Crazy Eddie’s fraudster Sam Antar stopped by and visited the protesters at Occupy Wall Street.

“It was a refreshing experience to see peaceful protests and people exercising their freedom of speech. The cops were OK with it, too,” said Antar.

–WKW

Boycott Michael Moore (or, don’t punish Georgians)

Political activist and filmmaker Michael Moore is calling for a boycott of Georgia following the execution of Troy Davis:

“I encourage everyone I know to never travel to Georgia, never buy anything made in Georgia, to never do business in Georgia. I will ask my publisher to pull my book from every Georgia bookstore. And if they won’t do that, I will donate every dime of every royalty my book makes in Georgia to help defeat the racists and killers who run that state. I ask all Americans with a conscience to shun anything and everything to do with the murderous state of Georgia.”

This logic should apply to himself, as well. You see, Moore’s publisher is Grand Central Publishing, which is under the umbrella of Hachette Book Groups, which is owned by Lagardère Group, which owns a 7.5% share of stock in EADS:

The European Aeronautic Defence and Space Company N.V. (EADS) is a global pan-European aerospace and defence corporation and a leading defence and military contractor worldwide.

The military industrial complex slaughters untold numbers of innocents. Thus, it is only logical that liberals should and must boycott Michael Moore. Or, we can just not punish the people of Georgia for the actions of their judicial system and find another way to protest their execution of Davis.

–WKW

Reason No. 1 why you shouldn’t have Ghostwriters for Twitter

Trust me on this, do your own Tweeting. Mark Davidson has learned this lesson the hard way.

–WKW

The “Obama’s (Noun) Problem” Technique

Often, young journalists come to me asking what type of story they can write about President Barack Obama. Almost without fail, I tell them to use the “Obama’s (Noun) Problem” technique. With this, all one needs to do is find a suitable noun, make it Obama’s problem, and then fit the story around it.

Some examples:

• President Obama’s White Problem
• Obama’s Black Problem
• Obama’s Latino Problem
• Obama’s Women Problem
• Obama’s Jewish Problem
• Obama’s Catholic Problem
• Obama’s Military Problem
• Obama’s Anti-Military Problem
• Obama’s Democrat Problem
• Obama’s Republican Problem
• Obama’s Independent Problem

These are just a few examples, but there are many more out there. Remember, there are A LOT of nouns out there. So think outside the box with subjects like:

• Obama’s Wolverine Problem
• Obama’s Fly* Problem
• Obama’s Smurf Problem
• Obama’s Mac & Cheese Problem
• Obama’s Nickleback Problem
• Obama’s Bridge Troll Problem
• Obama’s Adorable Puppy Problem

Come up with your own, the noun can be virtually anything, as you will most certainly find some poll somewhere that you can get to agree with the storyline. The “Obama’s (Noun) Problem” Technique – It’s not only fun, but it will also help you to solve the dreaded “Journalist Deadline Problem.”

*Pants, Movie or insect.

–WKW

Too big to fail

A great chart from Mother Jones showing how the banking system has become dominated by the select few:

See the story and Mother Jones’ report on the financial crisis here.

–WKW

Speaking of jobs

Job Creators giving speeches about job creation and Job Creators debating job creation never actually creates jobs.

–WKW

Nothing to see here

Pay no attention to Rick Perry hoovering this corndog.  It’s not like he’s a female candidate for President or anything.

–WKW

Obama Must Learn From Bush: Don’t read, just lie about reading

President Obama reads. Yeah, you heard me, he reads. And Conservatives aren’t having any of it. From Tevi Troy at the National Review:

Beyond the issue of fiction vs. nonfiction, there is also the question of genre. The Bayou Trilogy has received excellent reviews, but it is a mystery series. While there is nothing wrong with that per se, not every presidential reading selection is worth revealing to the public. Bill Clinton, for example, used to love mysteries, but he did not advertise the titles of what he once called “my little cheap thrills outlet.” Room is another well-received novel, but it is about a mother and child trapped in an 11-by-11-foot room. This claustrophobic adventure does not strike me as the right choice for someone trying to escape the perception that he is trapped in a White House bubble.

Ah, how I long for the good old days, when a President reading was deemed such a good thing, outlandish lies would be told about the vast amount of books he read:

With only five days left, my lead is insurmountable. The competition can’t catch up. And for the third year in a row, I’ll triumph. In second place will be the president of the United States. Our contest is not about sports or politics. It’s about books. …

At year’s end, I defeated the president, 110 books to 95. My trophy looks suspiciously like those given out at junior bowling finals. The president lamely insisted he’d lost because he’d been busy as Leader of the Free World.

Mr. Bush’s 2006 reading list shows his literary tastes. The nonfiction ran from biographies of Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Carnegie, Mark Twain, Babe Ruth, King Leopold, William Jennings Bryan, Huey Long, LBJ and Genghis Khan to Andrew Roberts’s “A History of the English Speaking Peoples Since 1900,” James L. Swanson’s “Manhunt,” and Nathaniel Philbrick’s “Mayflower.” Besides eight Travis McGee novels by John D. MacDonald, Mr. Bush tackled Michael Crichton’s “Next,” Vince Flynn’s “Executive Power,” Stephen Hunter’s “Point of Impact,” and Albert Camus’s “The Stranger,” among others.

It’s time Obama learned a lesson from George W. Bush – Don’t read, just lie about reading.

–WKW

Look at Donald Trump!!

Donald Trump wants to be looked at again. Please take some time out of your day to look at him.

–WKW

S&P blames downgrade on Republicans, media doesn’t

 ”We have changed our assumption on this because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues, a position we believe Congress reinforced by passing the act.”

This was on Page 4 of the paper S&P deciminated after downgrading the U.S. Credit. Thom Hartman wonders why the media is so afraid of reporting this line.

–WKW

 

Wealth Inequality from Al Jazerra’s Front Lines

It’s 25 minutes but worth watching should you have the time. Imagine the U.S. media talking the issue of wealth inequality as straight forward as this:

–WKW

Jon Stewart – He’s cool

Jon Stewart is a little, little man. I mean, look at the cartwheels the photographer went through to create an illusion of height? Because Stewart’s tiny. Like, almost make you feel a little uncomfortable tiny. Hobbits see eye-to-eye with him. But he has a big, big heart.

But in all seriousness, our favorite leftist political activist spent some time in Afghanistan this weekend, visiting and entertaining the troops.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’s Jon Stewart joined Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, U.S. Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, along with NBA star Karl Malone and magician David Blaine for Mullen’s quick, unannounced weekend visit to the American soldiers serving in Afghanistan.

So yeah, he’s cool.

–WKW

Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists steal girl’s bike! (Updated)

This frightening news has just been reported by CNN. A 7-year-old girl has had her bike stolen in Des Moines, Iowa. The bike – a Huffy Disney Princess – has not been seen for more than three hours. The girl – Andie Fitzgerald is apparently heartbroken.

“She’s crying and crying,” said her mother, Tami Fitzgerald. “She really loved that bike.”

First off, let me make it clear that there is no evidence of who actually stole the bike, and it would be irresponsible to introduce conjecture into the mix. But let’s be honest here – this was obviously the work of Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists. As Muslim Islamofascist Jihadist Expert Pamela Gellar once said:

“Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists would go so far as stealing a little girl’s bike. That’s how evil they are.”

From my experience and studies on Muslim Islamofascist Jihadism, I have come to know how these evil doers think. Obviously, when they stole the bike their intention was complete enslavement of America and forced Sharia Law. It is but a few short steps from getting their hands on a bike to detonating nuclear weapons in all major U.S. cities.

So what do we do now that Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists have begun their plan that will inevitabvly lead to the death of millions of Americans just like you? Well, due to the Muslim Islamofascist Jihadist-loving liberals in the U.S., there’s little we can do. We will all either soon be dead or be slaves to Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists. This much is obvious.

Pray for us. The end is here.

Update 1: The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin has reported that a previously unknown Muslim Islamofascist Jihadist group known as “The Muslim Islamofascist Jihadist Death to America and Bike Stealing Freedom Fighters of Death” has taken credit for stealing the bike. It’s over folks. Obama has led us to destruction.

Update 2: The liberal media is reporting that there is no such group as “The Muslim Islamofascist Jihadist Death to America and Bike Stealing Freedom Fighters of Death.” They are lying. This is happening.

Update 3: The girl reportedly has found her bike, which was under some clothes in the garage. This sounds like a cover-up.

Update 4: Ok, the girl’s family has announced that the bike was found and have released a photo.

Update 5: I’m already taking some undeserved criticism from liberals. The simple fact is, Muslim Islamofascist Jihadists would have stolen Andie Fitzgerald’s bike if they could have and most definitely will in the future. Possibly later today. This future theft will usher in an era of terrorism, nuclear blasts and Sharia Law. So none of my reporting on this was actually wrong, per se. It will just be correct later. My point remains.

–WKW

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Rupert and James Murdoch in 140 characters or less

Rupert Murdoch and son James get grilled. I tweet:

• Shorter Rupert Murdoch: The Buck stops over there.
• Rupert Murdoch is on a personal 7-second delay just in case he calls Obama a dick.
• Breaking: Scooter Libby hurls himself in front of Rupert and James Murdoch to deflect questions.
• Rupert Murdoch’s testimony will certainly swing the UK public to his side. So open, witty and endearing.
• Breaking: GOP hires James Murdoch to handle all their filibustering.
• It’s so nice to see Rupert & James Murdoch spending time together.
• I’m quite impressed that @Keitholbermann is even able to function with so much schadenfreude coursing through his veins.
• Tonight on Hannity, Sean asks Rupert Murdoch why everyone else in the world is so fucked up.

–WKW

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Rupert Murdoch & Rebekah Brooks’ answer to every phone-hacking question

–WKW

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