Libertarianism: The Blue pill
December 27, 2011
Libertarianism is the belief that life is a simulation and that human nature is not one of the variables.
–WKW
Stamp of disapproval
September 26, 2011
I know the United States Postal Service is having money problems, but their plan to print up “Scarlett Johansson Hacked Nude Pics” commemorative stamps is just wrong.
–WKW
Smalldink’s Law
September 20, 2011
Smalldink’s Law: As a political discussion grows longer, the probability of a conservative talking about his gun approaches one.
–WKW
Shorter Pat Robertson
September 15, 2011
If you love someone, set them free. If they can’t find their way back, you’re free to leave.
–WKW
Cult of Personality
September 14, 2011
Whether in politics, media or anything else, a Cult of Personality will only lead the cult where the personality wants to go.
–WKW
It’s God, trust us
August 28, 2011
It’s time the U.S. takes “In God We Trust” off its currency and instead puts “It’s God, Trust Us” on it.
–WKW
Death threats & the damned liberal media
March 25, 2010
You know, the mainstream media sure doesn’t say a word when Republican politicians have someone stick a coffin in their yard. But if one Democrat gets coffin-ized, it’s all they can talk about.
–WKW
One-Liner: Anti-Gay Republicans
March 4, 2010
If anti-murder Republicans were actually murderers as often as anti-gay Republicans were actually gay, it would be a bloodbath out there.
–WKW
One-Liner: Remember Scott Brown?
February 27, 2010
Remember back when Scott Brown was the savior of the Republican Party? It seems like only yesterday. How the times change.
–WKW
And one fact shall rule them all
January 20, 2010
For Democrats and the media, the fact that Scott Brown won in Massachusetts has completely buried the fact that there are 40 million Americans without health insurance.
–WKW
Haiti Definitions: Frenzy of Looting vs. Frenzy of Capitalism
January 19, 2010
When starving earthquake survivors steal bread in Haiti, it’s known as looting. When the IMF and U.S. guarantee massive capital flight from Haiti, it’s called capitalism.
–WKW
Tiger Woods SEO Tip
January 3, 2010
Here`s the tip – Just mention Tiger Woods. And Elin. And Affairs. Toss in a helping of steroids, and Britney Spears (because you`re a rebel), and you`re in the money. It`s a new Tiger world we live in. But maybe we can pray it away.
–WKW
One-Liner: Milton Friedman’s final miracle
November 7, 2009
One day in the future, when the world is a smoldering wasteland and just 10 humans remain, one of them will control all the wealth and enslave the others. And that one person will declare it the greatest of all of Milton Friedman’s miracles.
–WKW
One-Liner: The Equal bias of Fox & MSNBC
November 4, 2009
One need only visit MSNBCNation.com to see it’s obvious that Fox News and MSNBC are equally biased.
–WKW
One-Liner: Pretend Conservatives
November 3, 2009
What do Roland Hedley, Martin Eisenstadt, Stephen Colbert & Joe Lieberman have in common? All will pretend to be conservative for the right price.
–WKW
