William K. Wolfrum

Now he finally knows how the rest of us feel, knowing he has his own show to unleash his demented, fringe rantings.

–WKW

So the remaining members of Led Zeppelin are getting back together to rake it in. The Eagles really paved the way on this one and are coming back for seconds it seems. At some point there comes a time in your life that you just figure “For the money they’re paying me, I can take being around these pricks for a few months.”

–WKW

At least we can all agree on this: Anyone who gets angry when touched by Sheryl Crow is evil to the depths of their soul.

–WKW

Governments will fight to avoid having to be transparent to citizens.

–WKW

Editor’s Note: Having recently noticed that Bill Donohue, the head of the Catholic League, was spending a great deal of time and energy fighting off imaginary Hollywood sodomites, we here at Williamkwolfrum.com decided to send out a more focused message to get Donohue back on track.

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Catholics would rather declare bankruptcy than make amends to children that Catholic priests raped.

–WKW

When China gets a cold, the United States is the first to sneeze.

–WKW

Turducken is just plain funny. Even more so when covered with bacon.

–WKW

Life’s far too short to not get whipped cream.

–WKW

It’s a pity that there’s no God, because if there were, I’d ask it to bless John Madden and the folks at EA Sports.

–WKW

I keep getting spam e-mails trying to sell me something that will increase the volume of my ejaculation by 500 percent, which seems slightly horrifying, if you ask me.

–WKW