Death threats & the damned liberal media

You know, the mainstream media sure doesn’t say a word when Republican politicians have someone stick a coffin in their yard. But if one Democrat gets coffin-ized, it’s all they can talk about.

–WKW

One-Liner: Anti-Gay Republicans

If anti-murder Republicans were actually murderers as often as anti-gay Republicans were actually gay, it would be a bloodbath out there.

–WKW

One-Liner: Remember Scott Brown?

Remember back when Scott Brown was the savior of the Republican Party? It seems like only yesterday. How the times change.

–WKW

And one fact shall rule them all

For Democrats and the media, the fact that Scott Brown won in Massachusetts has completely buried the fact that there are 40 million Americans without health insurance.

–WKW

Haiti Definitions: Frenzy of Looting vs. Frenzy of Capitalism

When starving earthquake survivors steal bread in Haiti, it’s known as looting. When the IMF and U.S. guarantee massive capital flight from Haiti, it’s called capitalism.

–WKW

Tiger Woods SEO Tip

Here`s the tip – Just mention Tiger Woods. And Elin. And Affairs. Toss in a helping of steroids, and Britney Spears (because you`re a rebel), and you`re in the money. It`s a new Tiger world we live in. But maybe we can pray it away.

–WKW

One-Liner: Milton Friedman’s final miracle

One day in the future, when the world is a smoldering wasteland and just 10 humans remain, one of them will control all the wealth and enslave the others. And that one person will declare it the greatest of all of Milton Friedman’s miracles.

–WKW

One-Liner: The Equal bias of Fox & MSNBC

One need only visit MSNBCNation.com to see it’s obvious that Fox News and MSNBC are equally biased.

–WKW

One-Liner: Pretend Conservatives

What do Roland Hedley, Martin Eisenstadt, Stephen Colbert & Joe Lieberman have in common? All will pretend to be conservative for the right price.

–WKW

One-Liner: Twitter going down

If unemployment rates went down as often as Twitter did, the United States would be at 0% unemployment by December.

–WKW

One-Liner: Let’s blow up the moon

On a long enough time line, everything in life will become a Mr. Show sketch.

–WKW

One-Liner: Health Care Reform care of Joe Wilson

It’s pleasant to think that Joe Wilson may have just guaranteed health care reform with a decidedly “robust” public option. Obviously, it helps a lot that President Obama has joined the fray, but this “You lie!” embarrassment may be something that really sinks the GOP in this battle for health care reform. It’s getting more and more difficult to get around the glaring fact that many of today’s Republicans have come unhinged.

One-Liner: Subsidize this

Just remember, folks, the U.S. is not in the business of subsidizing people for health care. Oh, they’ll subsidize the oil industry and the war machine, but the line must be drawn somewhere.

–WKW

One-Liner: A Birthday in Kenya

If Barack Obama flew to Kenya to celebrate his birthday today, it would be the most hyper-awesome move any president has ever made.

–WKW

One-Liner: Remembering the Dow Jones

Remember the good old days, about six months back, when the Dow Jones was the most important economic indicator on the planet for every news organization? Not so much anymore.

–WKW

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