Sarah Palin’s Choice

April 2, 2012

Following the 2008 RNC Convention, a giant window opened for Sarah Palin. Had she chosen to go through that window and dedicate herself to becoming a better and more accomplished politician, the sky was truly the limit. But Sarah Palin chose to be ridiculous.

–WKW

 

The Conservative Male has a Google problem

April 2, 2012

While Rick Santorum’s problems with Google have been well documented, leaving us all feeling slimy, the fact is that the “Conservative Male” has trouble with Google. Heck, just Google “Conservative Male,” with or without quotation marks. My favorite is the fourth entry. Sort of brings it all together.

–WKW

Libertarianism: The Blue pill

December 27, 2011

Libertarianism is the belief that life is a simulation and that human nature is not one of the variables.

–WKW

Stamp of disapproval

September 26, 2011

I know the United States Postal Service is having money problems, but their plan to print up “Scarlett Johansson Hacked Nude Pics” commemorative stamps is just wrong.

–WKW

Smalldink’s Law

September 20, 2011

Smalldink’s Law: As a political discussion grows longer, the probability of a conservative talking about his gun approaches one.

–WKW

Shorter Pat Robertson

September 15, 2011

If you love someone, set them free. If they can’t find their way back, you’re free to leave.

–WKW

Cult of Personality

September 14, 2011

Whether in politics, media or anything else, a Cult of Personality will only lead the cult where the personality wants to go.

–WKW

It’s God, trust us

August 28, 2011

It’s time the U.S. takes “In God We Trust” off its currency and instead puts “It’s God, Trust Us” on it.

–WKW

Death threats & the damned liberal media

March 25, 2010

You know, the mainstream media sure doesn’t say a word when Republican politicians have someone stick a coffin in their yard. But if one Democrat gets coffin-ized, it’s all they can talk about.

–WKW

One-Liner: Anti-Gay Republicans

March 4, 2010

If anti-murder Republicans were actually murderers as often as anti-gay Republicans were actually gay, it would be a bloodbath out there.

–WKW

One-Liner: Remember Scott Brown?

February 27, 2010

Remember back when Scott Brown was the savior of the Republican Party? It seems like only yesterday. How the times change.

–WKW

And one fact shall rule them all

January 20, 2010

For Democrats and the media, the fact that Scott Brown won in Massachusetts has completely buried the fact that there are 40 million Americans without health insurance.

–WKW

Haiti Definitions: Frenzy of Looting vs. Frenzy of Capitalism

January 19, 2010

When starving earthquake survivors steal bread in Haiti, it’s known as looting. When the IMF and U.S. guarantee massive capital flight from Haiti, it’s called capitalism.

–WKW

Tiger Woods SEO Tip

January 3, 2010

Here`s the tip – Just mention Tiger Woods. And Elin. And Affairs. Toss in a helping of steroids, and Britney Spears (because you`re a rebel), and you`re in the money. It`s a new Tiger world we live in. But maybe we can pray it away.

–WKW

One-Liner: Milton Friedman’s final miracle

November 7, 2009

One day in the future, when the world is a smoldering wasteland and just 10 humans remain, one of them will control all the wealth and enslave the others. And that one person will declare it the greatest of all of Milton Friedman’s miracles.

–WKW

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