William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

Let us not forget the ugly realities of puppy mills.

–WKW

For an Administration that believes everything it’s involved in is a State secret, how come everybody and his brother knows that Bush is going to announce that he’s sending more troops to Iraq?

–WKW

If God is spending his time talking to Pat Robertson, is he really a God you want to hang out with?

–WKW

Overthrowing and finding Saddam seemed to generate much more excitement than killing him did.

–WKW

I’ve come to accept that the phrase “masturbating furiously” will always be funny to me.

–WKW

Oligarchs don’t care. They don’t have to.

–WKW

The 13th President of the U.S., Millard Fillmore didn’t learn to read until he was 23, while the 43rd President, George W. Bush, didn’t learn reading comprehension until after he turned 60.

–WKW

When 95 percent of the nation is having pre-marital sex, just who the hell is the government giving all that money to for faith-based abstinence programs?

–WKW

Read any good instruction manuals lately?

–WKW

“No people can be great who have ceased to be virtuous.”

–Samuel Johnson

–WKW

My God, Tom DeLay’s a douchebag.

–WKW

In a democracy with the death penalty, everyone’s a murderer.

–WKW

Turns out that all the President’s men could put it back together again.

–WKW

If your name is Viagra, good luck sending an e-mail.

–WKW

Yes, as a matter of fact, penguins are liberal.

–WKW