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	<title>William K. Wolfrum Chronicles</title>
	<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com</link>
	<description>Bill Wolfrum&#039;s world of news, satire and commentary</description>
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		<title>A hockey announcing career lost in the five-hole</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My radio career began like many do &#8211; I walked into my college&#8217;s radio station asking about sports announcing possibilities and they said &#8220;Sure, wanna cover tonight&#8217;s hockey game?&#8221;
Thus, like most things in my life, my career as a sports announce started quickly with me having almost no grasp of what I was actually doing.
I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/12/a-hockey-announcing-career-lost-in-the-five-hole/</link>
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		<title>Costa Rica to re-institute military to keep Rush Limbaugh out</title>
		<description><![CDATA[COSTA RICA &#8211; Calling it the &#8220;greatest threat our nation has ever faced,&#8221; Costa Rican President Óscar Arias has announced that his country will re-institute the military in order to fend of an invasion by American entertainer Rush Limbaugh.
&#8220;We can sit back and wait to see if the U.S. passes health care reform, or we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/10/costa-rica-to-re-institute-military-to-keep-rush-limbaugh-out/</link>
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		<title>John Ensign: &#8220;At least I never tickled anyone&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; Republican Senator John Ensign &#8211; speaking from his room at the C Street Center &#8211; has come out swinging against ex-Representative Eric Massa.

&#8220;That he would admit to a tickle fight is a travesty and an embarrassment for this Congress,&#8221; said Ensign, who at no time during his speech slept with any of his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/10/john-ensign-at-least-i-never-tickled-anyone/</link>
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		<title>Everyone in the NFL arrested</title>
		<description><![CDATA[CANTON, Ohio &#8211; In a surprise move by the Federal Government, every single player in the NFL has been arrested today. Charges range from possession of illegal performance enhancing drugs, sexual harassment, domestic abuse, perjury, driving while intoxicated, and an undeserved sense of self-worth.
Aside from the players, every owner was also arrested, for everything from [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/09/everyone-in-the-nfl-arrested/</link>
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		<title>Health Care, Shmealth Care</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Go to CNN.com. At the bottom of the page, you&#8217;ll see that &#8220;Health Care in America&#8221; is No. 1 &#8220;Hot Topic.&#8221; But there currently is not one story on Health Care reform on the Front Page. Not a one*.
At FoxNews.com, there are currently seven anti-health care reform stories on the front page.
And while both CNN [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/09/health-care-shmealth-care/</link>
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		<title>Afonso and the Demon</title>
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At some point, Afonso (right) picked up a small demon that now follows him everywhere.
&#8211;WKW
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		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/09/afonso-and-the-demon/</link>
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		<title>Sarah Palin went to Canada for health care? Much ado about Skagway</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Liberal blogs are abuzz today about Sarah Palin&#8217;s admission that her family crossed the border from Skagway, Alaska to Whitehorse in Canada to receive health care for her brother:
“My first five years of life we spent in Skagway, Alaska, right there by Whitehorse. Believe it or not – this was in the ‘60s – we [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/08/sarah-palin-went-to-canada-for-health-care-much-ado-about-skagway/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s your own damned fault if you get murdered</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While murder is still considered a grave crime, today&#8217;s enlightened society tends to see it as something more than a black &#038; white issue. Because more often than not, a murder victim has every opportunity to avoid being murdered.
Simply put, if you get murdered, it&#8217;s very likely your own damned fault. This is obvious to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/08/its-your-own-damned-fault-if-you-get-murdered/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;The Cove&#8221; wins Oscar &#8211; Louie Psihoyos doesn&#8217;t get to talk dolphins</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Last month, I got to speak with director Louie Psihoyos about his Oscar-nominated documentary &#8220;The Cove.&#8221; When asked about the possibility of winning an Academy Award, here&#8217;s what Psihoyos had to say:
“A billion people will see the Academy Awards,” said Psihoyos in a telephone interview. “That’s why I’d like to win. Because for 45 seconds [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/08/the-cove-wins-oscar-louie-psihoyos-doesnt-get-to-talk-dolphins/</link>
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		<title>Monday Morning Mothra</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the interesting things about living in Brazil is the fact that you&#8217;re surrounded by critters you&#8217;d never see in the U.S. This morning I woke up to see this moth outside. It&#8217;s wingspan was close to six inches.


&#8211;WKW
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		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/08/monday-morning-mothra/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Lazy-Ass Americans like being unemployed&#8221; talking point a winner for GOP</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you can say one thing about the GOP, it&#8217;s that they stick to the script when it comes to talking points. The latest GOP talking point &#8211; that Americans are lazy and like being unemployed &#8211; could very well be a winner for the Republicans come election time.
Ex-Speaker of the House Tom Delay was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/07/lazy-ass-americans-like-being-unemployed-talking-point-a-winner-for-gop/</link>
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		<title>From the sports desk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From an occasional sportswriter &#8230;

Less than 100 days until the World Cup and other national teams beware &#8211; Brazil is not only looking extremely strong and deep, but also quite harmonious.

Shane Mosley has a better chance of beating Floyd Mayweather than Manny Pacquiao did.

Boxing referee Mills Lane is to receive the James J. Farley Award [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/07/from-the-sports-desk-12/</link>
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		<title>You are evil, thus I am good</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That I am inherently good is obvious. The presence of evil is all the evidence needed to prove this. That I define this evil is of no matter &#8211; common sense dictates that my definitions of good and evil are truth.
Seeing this evil is as easy as opening my eyes. The lessons taught to me [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/06/my-goodness-defines-your-evilness/</link>
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		<title>Barack Obama decides to shoot Khalid Sheik Mohammed in head just to be on safe side</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON &#8211; Faced with waves of Republican pressure over the handling of the Khalid Sheik Mohammed trial, U.S. President Barack Obama has announced that he will personally shoot the terrorist mastermind in the head.
&#8220;Khalid Sheik Mohammed is evil incarnate, and he must be dealt with in a way that will protect our citizens,&#8221;said Obama. &#8220;Therefore, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/05/barack-obama-decides-to-shoot-khalid-sheik-mohammed-in-head-just-to-be-on-safe-side/</link>
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		<title>Breaking: Atheist politician arrested after leaving Church</title>
		<description><![CDATA[BAKERSFIELD &#8211; An Atheist California state senator was placed under arrest for Driving under the Influence of God after leaving a Church. His wife was in the vehicle along with the lawmaker but was not arrested.
State Sen. Tim Johnson was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol at about 2:00 p.m. last Sunday when his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.williamkwolfrum.com/2010/03/04/breaking-atheist-politician-arrested-after-leaving-church/</link>
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