Children molested by Michael Jackson: “He Molested Us and Ruined Our Lives, But Thriller was Freakin’ Awesome”

June 29, 2009 by  

NEVERLAND - Several children that had been molested by recently deceased pop star Michael Jackson have come forward to express their thoughts on his death. While none of Jackson’s victims would use their real names out of fear of retaliation from Jackson’s fans, most marveled at the “King of Pop’s” legendary musical careers.

“He was such an amazing talent,” said Bob Jones, now 23 and living in a box underneath the Santa Monica Freeway. “Sure, I still have terrible nightmares, but he really revolutionized pop music.”

Another of Jackson’s former victims came forward to state that Jackson’s legacy should be all about the music.

“I’ve been drunk for the last 14 years, but from what I’ve heard, I haven’t missed much from him,” said Joe Smith, now 24 and living in a San Jose halfway house. “But seriously, his early work was magnificent.”

At least one other of Jackson’s victims praised his dancing ability.

“I mean, the guy created the Moonwalk,” said Ted Lyons, now 26 and residing in San Quentin Prison for a variety of crimes. “It’s pretty much impossible for me to have a relationship due to the horrifying trust issues I’ve had to deal with since I knew Michael, but if I ever had a child, I’d teach him some of MJ’s dance moves.”

In other news, more of Jackson’s surviving victims - several long ago committed suicide and were unavailable for comment - are getting together to write a tribute book to Jackson entitled “Michael Jackson: He Molested Us and Ruined Our Lives, But Thriller was Freakin’ Awesome.”



4 Responses to “Children molested by Michael Jackson: “He Molested Us and Ruined Our Lives, But Thriller was Freakin’ Awesome””

  1. dgun on July 3rd, 2009 7:43 am

    Good point.

  2. Not Stating on July 6th, 2009 7:49 am

    This blog is ridiculous! If the down and outs being quoted on this had an ounze of sence they would catch themselves on and get a life.
    I cant imagine that actual victims, who are “actually” molested would forgive the Perpetrator just because they had a great talent!
    In my opinion its randomers with an underprivileged life trying to jump on the band wagon……..Do us a favour and wise up!

  3. B on July 8th, 2009 9:33 am

    I loved this blog until I saw this post. Why is it that if a Black man is charged with something, he is considered guilty, regardless of the jury’s decision? This guilty-until-proven-innocent attitude towards Jackson is what drove him to the state that killed him. That’s what drove O.J. Simpson crazy. Two men that could not be proven to be criminals (despite the millions of dollars spent in the pursuit of a guilty verdict) were hounded until they were driven into the ground or prison. I don’t blame you, personally, but our fake race tolerant society. People are so comfortable with racism that they don’t realize that they are perpetrating it. Smart educated people. People so smart that if they don’t believe it already, it must be bullshit, because they’re smart, you know. I’ll be back, but please, consider what you say about people who have not been convicted of a crime. You are a child molester by those standards. Oh, you’re not? Prove it.

  4. Not Stating on July 15th, 2009 1:35 am

    refering to “B”s comment,
    i think you may of misunderstood what i said, i never said that Jackson was guilty and nor do i believe that he is, if anything i was trying to point out that the quotes on this blog are just down right laughable and i don’t believe one word of it!

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