The Solar Flare is a Liberal Hoax

March 8, 2012 by  

As if Obama’s citizenship, Climate Change, the shape of the Earth and the moon landing weren’t enough, now comes the latest liberal hoax – a giant solar flare.

Yes, apparently “the Sun” is undergoing a “solar storm” and sending “particles” at the “Earth.”

“It could give us a bit of a jolt,” said NASA solar physicist Alex Young.

First off, a “Solar physicist?” Give me a break. What the hell does that even mean? Last I checked, the sun is really far away. What a bunch of elitist nonsense.

Take it from me, a guy who spent two full years going to a college in Alaska, where I studied bears and snow, there is no solar flare. This is yet another diversion by the liberal media to take the attention away from Obama’s bungling of the economy and war on Israel.

Stop believing the nonsense of rich “scientists” who are blowing your hard-earned money on nonsense research about things that are far away like the sun and have no effect on us Americans. Your instincts are more than enough to let you know that there are no particles hitting Earth. Do you see any particles hitting Earth? I don’t.

I am not some ill-informed person, however. I will be spending the entire day staring at the “sun” looking for this “solar storm” and the “flare.” I invite all reading this post to do the same.

So let’s spend today staring at the sun. We’ll see the truth then. That’ll show those liberal “scientists.”




One Response to “The Solar Flare is a Liberal Hoax”

  1. Enry on March 8th, 2012 6:44 am

    Just like you need binoculars to see bears from a distance, you need something to see the Sun clearly since it’s so far away. I recommend a high power telescope.

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