Paris Hilton. Ann Coulter. A coffee shop. A conversation:
Paris Hilton
I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon.
Ann Coulter
Diana is an ordinary and pathetic and confessional - I’ve never had bulimia! I’ve never had an affair!
Paris Hilton
It’s sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn’t do anything.
Ann Coulter
Let’s say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I’m not married.
Paris Hilton
I don’t have sex unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!
Ann Coulter
Anorexics never have boyfriends. … That’s one way to know you don’t have anorexia: if you have a boyfriend.
Paris Hilton
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
Ann Coulter
As always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side.
Paris Hilton
When he sentenced me to that much time in jail it was shocking because that doesn’t happen, ever.
Ann Coulter
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
Paris Hilton
I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t.
Ann Coulter
I think women should be armed but should not be allowed to vote.
Paris Hilton
I just want to let people know what I went through.
Ann Coulter
Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the First Amendment.
Paris Hilton
It was a pretty traumatic experience, something that I really have grown from.
Ann Coulter
I have to say I’m all for public flogging.
Paris Hilton
At parties, everyone always thinks I’m drinking–but actually I rarely drink.
Ann Coulter
It turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word “faggot”
Paris Hilton
I wanted to do my own thing so I could buy whatever I want, do whatever I want.
Ann Coulter
Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.
Paris Hilton
People are going to judge me: “Paris Hilton, she uses money to get what she wants.”
Ann Coulter
I’m a little sick of being browbeaten by a bunch of harridans about why I chose this word or why I told that joke. And then people turn around and say, ‘Oh, you’re so mean, you’re so mean.’
Paris Hilton
It hurts that, you know, the media’s made me into sort of this like punching bag or cartoon character–they think that I don’t have any feelings.
Ann Coulter
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
Paris Hilton
I’m not like that smart. I like forget stuff all the time.
Ann Coulter
I’ve never seen people avoid ideas so much in such an obvious way and try and alert Americans not to read anything, not to listen to something someone says, not because of what she’s saying, but trying to portray her as a nazi.
Paris Hilton
You should live everyday like it’s your birthday. Life is too short to blend in.
Ann Coulter
You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.
Paris Hilton
The only rule is don’t be boring.
Fim
–WKW