Breaking: Atheist politician arrested after leaving Church

BAKERSFIELD – An Atheist California state senator was placed under arrest for Driving under the Influence of God after leaving a Church. His wife was in the vehicle along with the lawmaker but was not arrested.

State Sen. Tim Johnson was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol at about 2:00 p.m. last Sunday when his state-issued vehicle was observed being driven blissfully. The driver, identified as Johnson, was taken in and charged for driving under the influence of God. Unidentified sources said the senator had been at St. Mary’s, a popular Catholic Church, prior to his arrest.

In a March 4 article, the online news site Talking Points Memo characterized Johnson, who is married and has four children, as “a fierce Atheist” who had never allowed religion to influence his voting record.

Johnson issued a contrite apology, stating, “I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did.”

It is uncertain how the arrest — or his reported presence at a Church — will affect Johnson’s prospects for re-election. Atheist lawmakers who are alleged to engage in Church activities have attracted significant media attention in recent years.

–WKW

Christian Fundamentalists are Evil – Blame the Rape Victim edition

Whether they are Islamic, Christian or Scientologists, religious fundamentalists are truly an evil people. How else to explain the “Girls dressing provocatively are just asking to be raped” leaflet being handed out to girls in Bristol, Va.:

“You may have been given this leaflet because of the way you are dressed,” it begins. “Have you thought about standing before the true and living God to be judged?”

It continues with one essential theme: The sins of men are, in part, the fault of women, specifically women in tight-fitting clothing. Yates was annoyed. Then she got to a section on page two:

“Scripture tells us that when a man looks on a woman to lust for her he has already committed adultery in his heart. If you are dressed in a way that tempts a men to do this secret (or not so secret) sin, you are a participant in the sin,” the leaflet states. “By the way, some rape victims would not have been raped if they had dressed properly. So can we really say they were innocent victims?”

The hand-out is signed “anonymous.”

Sandra G. Rasnake, the sexual assault program director at Bristol’s Crisis Center, pointed out the hatefulness of the leaflet and the damage it does to rape victims:

[Rasnake] had one eyebrow cocked as she read through the leaflet Thursday morning.

She cocked the other as she read aloud: “some rape victims would not have been raped if they had dressed properly.”

“Wow,” she said. “This idea that men don’t have enough self control – and evidently they shouldn’t have to – plays into all the old myths that we’ve tried for years to overcome: Rape happens to 2-year-olds and 92-year-olds, not just attractive young women. How about we hold the person doing the action accountable, whoever it is going against the will and consent of somebody else?”

Rasnake said she confronts similar ideas, although not generally printed and distributed in mass, from the women she talks with daily. Victim blaming, she said, is the most prominent reason rapes are so rarely reported and even more rarely taken to trial. Sexual assaults, she said, come in second for the country’s worst conviction rates.

Christian Fundamentalists will cry foul when they are compared to their Islamic Fundamentalists cohorts. But as this leaflet shows, they – like Islamic Fundamentalists – will subjugate all women if they could.

There’s just no other way to read it. Religious fundamentalism, in all its guises, is evil.

–WKW

God speaks: “Beauty Pageant Contestants are going to Hell”

HEAVEN – God, the all-powerful entity that controls all things on the planet, spoke to his people today for the first time in hundreds of years. Using the voice of actor Dennis Haysbert so that he wouldn’t shatter the eardrums and souls of ordinary humans, God was swift and to the point.

“Beauty Pageant Contestants are all going to Hell,” said God, 46. “Did you not read what I said about pride?”

God’s surprise announcement comes only days after Miss California contestant Lauren Ashley said that gays and lesbians should be put to death.

“If man lies with mankind as he would lie with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination,” Ashley reportedly said to Fox News. “They shall surely be put to death and their blood shall be upon them.”

God’s comment regarding Pride has to do with Proverbs 8:13, where God says” “Pride and arrogance and the way of evil and perverted speech I hate.”

God ended his speech with a warning toward judgmental beauty contestants and their families.

“How about you people lead your lives, and then I’ll judge you,” said God, originally from Cerritos, Calif. “Oh, and if you enter your young child in a beauty pageant, you get eternal damnation. No compromises.”

While God didn’t mention Ashley or Carrie Prejean by name, his feelings toward beauty pageant contestants seemed clear. noted God expert Sarah Palin agreed with God’s words on Fox News.

“Beauty pageant contestants are an abomination,” said Palin. “I’ve always believed that.”

–WKW

Readables

Because apparently other people write things on the Internet, as well:

• Newsweek: The government is tracking you through your cell phone. But, as long as you do nothing wrong, right?
• Talk Left: Why have a Supreme Court unless all they did was take away citizens’ rights?
• Pulse 2: If you haven’t got a Hummer yet, you may be running out of time.
• Columbia Journalism Review: Actually, editing a CJR article is much different than being a pen-for-hire for Scientologists.
• Joe. My. God.: They must have made some type of change in beauty contests, as now Miss Beverly Hills 2010, Lauren Ashley, says it’s God’s word that all Gays & Lesbians should die.
• Deadline Hollywood: Just when all appeared lost, we learn that Zoolander 2 is in the works.

–WKW

Andrew Joseph Stack is NOT like an Al Qaeda terrorist!

Recently, the name of a great American has been dragged through the mud. I speak of 53-year-old Andrew Joseph Stack, a man who loved his country so much, that he martyred himself to avoid paying taxes to it.

Now, however, reactionary liberals have tried to defame Stack by comparing his actions to the actions of the 9/11 Islamic homicide terrorists. These vermin-like liberals should be hunted down and hung for saying such things about Mr. Stack.

Islamic terrorists are the greatest threat to mankind in the history of the planet. These evil bastards take their perverted beliefs and use it to commit violence against even their own people. They are blood-thirsty cowards that must be destroyed.

Joe Stack, however, wrote up a manifesto, blew up his own home and flew a plane into an IRS building, killing himself and someone else. But these two died for a cause – for Taxes. Stack terrorized for a purpose. The man is a hero.

Those who wish to compare Mr. Stack to Godless Muslim heathens are insane. They must be taken from their homes and be converted to Christianity, using all force at our disposal to do it.

That these Satan-worshiping liberals would compare one man’s honorable belief of a life without taxes to the beliefs of dirty Muslims is a political ploy of horrifying proportions. These “liberals” better hope they aren’t in any flight patterns, if you know what I’m saying.

–WKW

Tiger Woods announces switch to Christianity to save marriage, image

Taking a break from his sex addiction therapy, Tiger Woods today discussed his recent problems and announced that he will switch to Christianity as per the advice of Fox News journalist Brit Hume.

Here is a snippet from Friday’s press conference with Woods from the Match Play Championship in Florida:

“Thanks for coming. During the past few months, as my life has collapsed down upon me in the most humiliating of fashions, I have learned some important lessons. First off, don’t f**k around with your earning potential. Trust me on this, it’s just stupid.

More importantly, I have learned that being a Buddhist in no way prepares a person for these types of situations. Thus, taking Brit Hume’s advice, I hereby announce that I am now a Christian.

In my theological pursuits, I have yet to find a major religion that is as accepting of serial adultery than Christianity. Now that I have accepted Jesus Christ as the one and true savior, I can apologize for my sins, and now I’m clean.

Christianity is perfect for those like me that are unable to deal with the sexual pressures that come from being a public figure. Time and time again, Christians have committed adultery, only to find themselves forgiven by God and the media alike. Praise Jesus.

So, my friends, please know that Jesus is in my life and he loves the sinner as long as the sinner apologizes. And this sinner has been apologizing left and right.

But now you are free to love me again. Because while I have made mistakes, Jesus forgives me. And if I’m good enough for him, than I should be good enough for you.

The sanctity of my marriage is now protected by Jesus. Also, I’ve been hitting some balls recently and my knee is in great shape. I should be back in time for the Masters. Praise Jesus. Drive a Buick.

While Woods did not say what denomination he now was, the mainstream media have now moved on from the Woods story, as per Jesus. Woods also said that since “Jesus was cool with steroids, there’s no reason to discuss that, either.”

Finally. Woods announced that he will soon change his name to “Bobby Hogan,” in order to give off a friendlier, Christian vibe.

“He’s found Jesus now,” said golf writer Jason Sobel. “Bobby’s a good guy again.”

–WKW

Jezus aks his fallowrs to be more stupidur

AMERICUH – Following the grand celebration of his name at the recent Tea Party Convention, Jesus Christ issued this press release:

Deer fallowrs,

Hi! Im Jezus! Thank u 4 making me so more poplar wit Amricuhns. Thatz the great?

Pleez keep making teh persons of Amricuh more stupidur all the time. Wait, i thursty. Ok. UR the best!

Saruh Paylan is good so much that she tawks and things and stiuff and im the God and she knowz it and tawkz aboot it and makez me the happiest! and iwill devyne intervenshun U!

I aks my fallowrs to stop being so eduhcated. Itz no gud for me at all! Pretzels!

So tythe alot and stop lurning things but me all tyme and thn well all b in hehvan and pray and get the ize creem!

So listn to Saruh and b a reel Americuhn and don’t studie and listn to her and smrt peeple r teh stupid and u go0d and hevuhn.

Yay!

Luvs, jezus.

–WKW

Jesus Christ joins Marines to get his message out

AFGHANISTAN – Jesus Christ looked through his rifle scope. More than 200 yards away was known Muslim Ali-Aba Khan. With preternatural calm, Christ stared intently, lining up his shot. When he pulled the trigger, the back of Khan’s head exploded. Christ picked up his rifle and walked away.

“The power of Christ compelled him,” said a chuckling Christ.

It was only a few days earlier that Christ – the one and true savior – joined the Marines as a sniper, vowing to spread his message one bullet at a time.

“At first, I just thought the war on terrorism was all about oil,” said Christ – resplendent in his Marines uniform. “Now that I know it’s all about me, well, let’s roll.”

Private Christ added that he made his decision after learning that a Michigan-based company, Trijicon, has a $600-million contract to provide U.S. forces with 800,000 of the rifle sights which are being used in Afghanistan and Iraq. The sights are marked with citations from the Bible, including one that declares that Jesus is “the light of the world.”

Going straight from the right hand of God to the front lines of Afghanistan, Jesus admitted that he should have gotten into the fight earlier.

“Obviously, this has been a Holy War all along,” said Christ. “I was skeptical. But now that we know we’re fighting to create a Christian Middle East, I’m all in.”
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Jesus Christ blows off Brit Hume’s advice to Tiger Woods

HEAVEN – The heavenly perfection of Downtown Heaven was disturbed once all Hell broke loose following the news that Fox News Real-Live Journalist Brit Hume advised golfer Tiger Woods to become a Christian to overcome his cheating ways. The ruckus was quelled when Jesus stepped forward to say he did not even know who Britt Hume was.

“He’s said to be a Buddhist. I don’t think that faith offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith. So my message to Tiger would be, “Tiger, turn your faith—turn to the Christian faith, and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world,” said Hume on Fox News Sunday.
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Minnesota woman sees Michele Bachmann manifest on bottom of her iron

MINNESOTA – Putting away laundry was the last place a Minnesota woman thought she’d have a spiritual moment. But there it was: an image she saw as a manifestation of Michele Bachman on the bottom of her iron.

“I wouldn’t say it’s a miracle, but it made me say ‘Wow!’ ” said Mary Jo Coady, who was “uplifted” after first noticing the scorched image Sunday.

“I didn’t panic,” Coady told the Herald. “I was carrying the laundry, looked down at the iron and there was the image of Bachmann. I picked it up and asked my daughters to take a look at it to make sure I wasn’t crazy. They said I wasn’t but Bachmann certainly was.”

Reached for comment, Rep. Bachman said it made sense.

“In a time like these when communist heathen devil-worshipers run the country and the world, it only makes sense that you’d start seeing images of righteous people like myself,” said Bachmann, playing with a twirly cap on her head. “The Lord picked wisely on this.”

Coady said the finding made her see Jesus in a whole new light.

“I was going through personal issues and this reaffirmed my faith,” said Coady. “Believe it or not, finding and seeing that image was very uplifting. My faith was down, but seeing this made me think, wow, Bachmann is there. Jesus must have a really warped sense of humor.”

Still, Coady says she doesn’t have any major plans for the household appliance.

“I’m not saying it’s a big holy thing. I’m not going to go on tour with it. I don’t want people showing up at my house because it’s not going to do anything magic,” she explained. “It’s just a nice thing to share with people who do believe, like I do, that Michele Bachman is a deranged maniac, and even Jesus agrees.”

–WKW

HT Dvorak

Vatican: ETs may exist, but they better not be gay or use birth control

Say what you will about the reign of Pope Benedict XVI, but the guy is all about covering all the bases. In an interview with the Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano, Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, said that it was fine to believe in aliens and it didn’t contradict a belief in God.

“How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?” Funes said. “Just as we consider earthly creatures as ‘a brother,’ and ’sister,’ why should we not talk about an ‘extraterrestrial brother’? It would still be part of creation.”

… Funes said that such a notion “doesn’t contradict our faith” because aliens would still be God’s creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like “putting limits” on God’s creative freedom, he said.

The Bible “is not a science book,” Funes said, adding that he believes the Big Bang theory is the most “reasonable” explanation for the creation of the universe. The theory says the universe began billions of years ago in the explosion of a single, super-dense point that contained all matter.

But he said he continues to believe that “God is the creator of the universe and that we are not the result of chance.”

Funes went on to state that if extraterrestrials did in fact exist, they had better not be homosexual, or practice abortion. “Every life God has created is sacred,” said Funes, “even alien fetuses, or whatever it is they may have. And if the aliens commit homosexual acts, they’re doomed to Hell unless they repent to the Earth’s Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”

Funes added that the aliens would be subject to all of God’s laws, and if they used birth control, masturbated, ate shellfish, worshipped false idols and committed other random acts that the Church have deemed sinful, they were pretty much screwed.

“Basically, it’s fine to believe in aliens,” said Funes. “But you better believe that they are a bunch of sinners.”

Asked for comment, John McCain supporter Rev. John Hagee announced that he was withdrawing his recent apology to the Catholic Church and said it was no longer debatable that Catholicism was a cult and that Catholic League President William Donohue was a “huge douche.”

Reacting to the news from the Vatican, a White House source said President George W. Bush was already working on a new, $450-billion project to surround the planet with a border fence, complete with armed guards and video surveillance in order to avoid an influx of aliens coming to the U.S.

“The President believes that all aliens currently residing in the United States should receive blanket amnesty.” Still, the source added that the nation would have to be on guard against an influx of extraterrestrials relocating to the U.S., thus further weakening Social Security and Medicaid. “We think this is a wise investment in the future, and feel that people finally will start to take the Star Wars Defense System more seriously now.”

The news was good for Wall Street, as well, as shares of the blogger “Space Cowboy” went up 475 percent.

–WKW

Originally posted May 13, 2008 at Shakesville

Woman stunned to see Virgin Mary not appear on Nacho Cheese Dorito

SPRINGFIELD — Elaine Hansen was eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos when she came upon a perfectly shaped chip. After examining the chip for several hours and inviting neighbors and family members to examine the chip, she had finally reached a stunning conclusion.

“You know, no matter how hard we looked, we just couldn’t see the Virgin Mary there anywhere,” said Hansen. “We even unfocused our eyes and looked past the chip like you do with those fancy paintings, but we still couldn’t see her. It was very disappointing.”

Hansen, who says she prays daily to the Virgin Mary to appear to her in a food product or elsewhere, said she will continue to look.

“We go through a lot of pretzels and chips here, so I really think she’ll show up,” said Hansen. “We quit buying Triscuits after we realized that not even the Blessed Virgin could appear on one of those. It’s a shame because we liked Triscuits.”

Hansen’s neighbor, Maryanne Jackson, was one of the first to see the Dorito and for a moment thought the Virgin Mary was showing herself.

“When I first looked, I though I saw an eye. But I just kept looking and I could see that the Blessed Mother just wasn’t there,” said Jackson. “But I keep my hopes up for Elaine. I know she’ll find her somewhere. God works in mysterious ways, after all.”

Hansen said that she is still hopeful of the Virgin Mary making some type of appearance in her household, because she said Jesus Christ has made continuous appearances in crucifixes in her home.

“We have a crucifix in every room. One day I was walking by one and I looked at it, you know, really looked,” said Hansen. “And then I saw it, right there in the middle of the cross. You have to look closely, but you can see our savior Jesus Christ right there. It’s inspiring and miraculous.”

Hansen said that she planned on diversifying her family’s eating habits in order to give the Virgin Mary better opportunities to show her self.

“I’m going to start buying tortillas,” said Hansen. “For one, they’re pretty good, and also, I’ve seen lots of reports of the Blessed Virgin showing up on them. I know she’ll come to me some day in some form, and I’ll share it with the world so that they can see how special of a person I really am.”

–WKW

Originally posted March 9, 2008 at Shakesville.

We SciMoChristoSatanIslaJews demand our own Health Care Reform “Pay-for-Pray” Provision

William K. Wolfrum made this statement to his followers at 3 p.m.

“My friends, I have always been open about my religious beliefs because I firmly adhere to the concept that what makes this nation great is freedom of religion. Whether you are a Scientologist, Mormon, Satanist, Christian, Muslim or Jew, you have the right to worship as you deem fit.

Now, as most of you are aware, I have long been a practicing Scientologist Mormon Satanist Christian Muslim Jew. The reason behind my multiple, and often conflicting beliefs is due to the fact that I’ve extrapolated Pascal’s Wager to its furthest conclusion. Basically, when I die, I’m covered regardless of who’s actually running this show. So I got that going for me.

Nonetheless, being a SciMoChristoSatanIslaJew is not easy. For instance, if I come down with a cold, the sheer amount of prayers and rituals I have to go through is staggering. It’s a non-stop day of rosary beads, praying to mecca, shedding Thetans, slaughtering goats, fasting and devouring live baby heads. And the tithing. Dear Lord, the tithing.

Being that baby heads, goats and rosaries don’t grow on trees, you can imagine the money I have to pay for the health care that my religions demand. This is why I and other SciMoChristoSatanIslaJews are demanding to be treated with the respect we deserve. We demand that the current health care reform bill cover our wide variety of needs.

This is not an outrageous request. After all, the current health care reform bill already has a provision which would prohibit the government from discriminating against “religious and spiritual health care.” Simply put, if you pray, the federal government will pay.

For me, however, simple prayer isn’t enough for my religious and spiritual health. My health is incredibly demanding spiritually. Like the other day, when I sprained my wrist and was forced to drink South African weasel blood. Hell, up until then, I wasn’t even aware there were weasels in South Africa. But let me tell you, there are, and those little critters are just packed with blood. And they don’t come cheap.

This is why all American taxpayers must fund my religious and spiritual health care. Because if Christians are going to be singled out as deserving of compensation for their beliefs, so should we Pascalian SciMoChristoSatanIslaJews. It’s fair, and its the American way for all Americans to support the religious beliefs of others.

So please, help me in my pursuit to stay spiritually and physically healthy by forcing the federal government to pay for my rituals of praying to Jesus, Allah and God while purging myself of Thetans and goring on baby heads and weasel blood. And the tithing. Dear Lord, I could use some help with all the tithing.

Please contact the Freedom from Religion Foundation and tell them “Yes! We all should pay for someone’s religious beliefs, regardless of how complicated and often illegal they are!”

Thank you, and I have retained counsel on this matter.”

–WKW

Getting blasphemous before the UN, United States declare it a “misused freedom”

At the United Nations recently, the Obama Administration joined Egypt in presenting a non-binding resolution to in the U.N. Human Rights Council to protect the freedoms of peoples around the world.

The resolution is A/HRC/12/L.14/Rev.1 [PDF] and titled “Promotion and Protection of all Human Rights, Civil, Political, Economic, Social and Cultural Rights, including the Right to Development.” The resolution – which passed unanimously – included this section:

4. Also expresses its concern that incidents of racial and religious intolerance, discrimination and related violence, as well as of negative racial and religious stereotyping of religions and racial groups continue to rise around the world, and condemns, in this context, any advocacy of national, racial or religious hatred that constitutes incitement to discrimination, hostility or violence, and urges States to take effective measures, consistent with their obligations under international human rights law international human rights, to address and combat such incidents;

The Egyptian ambassador to the U.N., Hisham Badr, applauded the teamwork between his nation and the U.S., stating “freedom of expression has been sometimes misused” and the “true nature of this right” must yield government limitations.

This section has caused an uproar amongst many, including Atheist groups and other civil libertarians that fear the slippery slope of censorship. As I see it, this battle is far from over, but many Muslim nations like Egypt – which already has draconian anti-free speech policies – have put in the heavy lifting to make blasphemy an international crime. So regardless of the “non-binding” part, this is a battle that free-speech proponents need to win.

There’s still hope, mind you. Secretary of Defense Hillary Clinton has spoken out against an effort by the Organization of the Islamic Conference to get the U.N. Human Rights Council to adopt resolutions that crack down hard against blasphemy:

“Some claim that the best way to protect the freedom of religion is to implement so-called anti-defamation policies. . . . I strongly disagree,” Clinton said. “The protection of speech about religion is particularly important since persons of different faiths will inevitably hold divergent views on religious questions.”

Just in case, however, I think it may be best for me to get as much of blasphemy out of my system before I become an international speech criminal. So, let’s misuse some freedoms while we still can:

Blasphemy Bonanza

Catholicism: Nothing quite like having some dude in a fancy robe condemning millions of Africans to death via AIDS because he demonizes condom usage as a sin. One wonders if the Pope has informed his pedophile priests to not use condoms when they destroy the lives of children?

Christianity: It’s amazing that all the scribes back then missed out on seeing a three-day dead dude physically ascend to the heavens after creating a huge ruckus. It’s even more amazing the people are so convinced there really was a Jesus Christ, especially after you learn that his same story had been told many times before.

Judaism: Sure, there was no Jesus Christ. But let’s blame his death on you guys, anyway.

Islam: Nothing quite like having your top prophet marry a 6-year-old to get you to pray five times a day. Seriously folks, have a BLT and a beer and chill the fuck out.

Mormonism: A guy wanders into the woods alone and comes out with a religion. No, it’s not the beginning of a joke, it’s the beginning of the Church of Latter Day Saints. You folks aren’t fooling anyone. We know it’s just a plot for white folks to have an American Jesus while being racist, homophobic and marrying as often as you want.

Scientology: My mistake. This isn’t a religion. It’s a Ponzi scheme.

Jainism:Go ahead, just suck in a microbe already. They don’t give a shit.

Hinduism: Ok, we’re all doing yoga now. So go pray to an elephant or something and leave the rest of us alone.

Buddhism: Smoking a joint will get you as enlightened as you need. The rest of it is just an overwhelming desire to sit.

Rastafari: I said “A joint.” Once you start rapid-firing the cannabis, you start believing this guy is Jesus Christ:

Wicca: Oh for fuck’s sake, you aren’t a witch.

Sikhism: We don’t care what you say or do – we all think you’re Muslim, anyway.
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While preaching for violent acts against any group is never to be tolerated, this issue is about the rights of all – from the lowliest serf to the richest land baron – to be able to speak out, or for, institutions that already have too much control over their lives. If slippery slopes are your thing, this UN non-binding resolution is overlooking an extremely deep chasm.

–WKW

Sarah Palin endorses Leviticus in N.Y. House race

NEW YORK – Showcasing once again that she’s an ideological maverick, Alaska ex-governor Sarah Palin has announced that she is throwing her support behind surprise candidate Leviticus in in a special U.S. House election in Upstate New York. Leviticus will be competing for the seat against Assemblywoman Dede Scozzafava.

“Republicans and conservatives around the country are sending an important message to the Republican establishment in their outstanding grassroots support for Leviticus: no more politics as usual,” said Palin.

Leviticus, who entered the contest on Friday, is by far the most right-wing candidate in the race, being known for his hyper-conservative stances on shellfish, sorcery, tattoos, shaving and menstruation.

“Abominations!,” said Leviticus. “And Obama is socialist!”

Despite Palin’s endorsement, many political pundits believe that Leviticus will struggle for votes and that the endorsement by Palin will continue to hurt the party, as just 20 percent of those polled self-identify as Republicans.

“Let’s face it, people only pay attention to one thing Leviticus wrote and ignore everything else,” said one media pundit. “No one is going to get elected on an anti-shrimp platform.”

Democrat Bill Owens – the current front-runner for the seat – said he’s thrilled that Leviticus is running.

“I wish Leviticus luck,” said Owens, munching on lobster. “But he’s definitely stoned the GOP’s chances to death.”

Regardless of the criticism, Palin said she is confident that her decision will be viewed with praise from God, which is all that really matters.

“My spiritual advisor has told me this decision may not help the Republican party, but it will help me,” said Palin. “Levi is firm in his beliefs and so am I. Any conservative that is against Levi is truly an abomination.”

–WKW

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